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Bushisms: Endearing Words From Our 43rd President

 
Author: Pamela Beers

I finally found something our 43rd President, George W. does well; mangle the English language. It would be interesting to know who writes his speeches. Whoever it is needs to be fired and replaced by someone who can at least put two sentences together.

Whenever I see and hear George W. on television, I'm continually amazed at his lack of decorum along with his lack of command of the English language. However, he does make for some entertaining humor. He really should resign and become a stand-up comic.

Below are some of President Bush's most recent quotes that make me wonder how he passed his high school SATs (or maybe he didn't):

"See, the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s**t, and it's over." --George W. Bush, chomping on a dinner roll while talking about the Middle East crisis with British Prime Minister Tony Blair at the G8 summit, St. Petersburg, Russia, July 17, 2006

"One thing is clear, is relations between America and Russia are good, and they're important that they be good." --George W. Bush, Strelna, Russia, July 15, 2006

"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would always have a close relationship." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

"We shouldn't fear a world that is more interacted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 27, 2006

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"--George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"

Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."

Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."

Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."

Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun.'

"Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."

Bush: "Touche."--An exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

If you want to become a speech writer, I suggest you call the White House for an interview. I hear they're looking for one. 202-456-1111 or 202-456-1414 or email: comments@whitehouse.gov

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Pamela Beers

Pamela Beers is a freelance writer, and educator.

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